DemonDragonJ

DemonDragonJ, also known as DemonDragonJr and DDJ. He does not really frequent the Alley but is more active in the Konoha Country Club, particularly the Relationship Advice thread.

Search for a Fellow Human Animal

DDJ is a huge proponent of bloodline purity, which has become so ingrained that he has made continual steps to remain unfuckable.

Conversely he has declared he will do anything for love but he won't download Skype. No he won't download Skype.

Trivia

DDJ's favourite TV show is When Non-Human Animals Attack. However he does not understand why human animals allow themselves to be put in the position of threat. DDJ himself does not have this problem, as he makes sure to turn the shower to cold near the end of his session, ensuring he's alert and ready to roundhouse any family pets that might enter his vicinity.

Weaknesses

DDJ's aspiration to become completely hairness has diminished his sensory awareness which, when tied into his complete lack of social awareness, has left him in continual peril.