Remchu

Crypto Cing [sic]

Having recovered from the gape by taking a few weeks to rest, Remchu triumphantly announced he'd made a killing in the crypto market. By simply registering through twenty intermediates, giving his passport and DNA to a few traders and hitting 88mph just as lightning struck the clocktower, he bought some shitcoins. It's just that easy folks, and now he's stinking and/or rich.